-- Help is here for men who want to be funny
Hi, I'm Ron
Men who try to make themselves more funny all make
the same mistake.
And if you spend a few minutes with this letter
right now, you'll never have to make that
humiliating mistake again.
How do I know this? I know because I've been
teaching men how to get what they want with women
since before my best-selling book, "How to Succeed
With Women," came out from Prentice-Hall Press in
And I've seen this mistake a lot... and you don't
want to make it.
The mistake is this:
Men who try to
make themselves funny try to become stand-up
comedians for women.
Why men who do
"Stand-up" comedy to impress women go home
Now, you might think that being a
comedian for women is a good idea. If you learn
comedy routines, and are able to spludge them out
on whoever is around, you might actually get some
laughs -- and isn't that what it takes to be
successful with women?
Men do this because they've heard that the best
way to seduce a woman is by being funny. After
all, in every
single study of what women want from men, women
say that their top priority is a man who is
But the truth is, becoming a stand-up comedian for
women's enjoyment is not the way to get her to want to
be with you.
After all, if
simply learning comedy routines was the way to a
woman's heart, all the guys who know every line
of every Monty Python sketch by heart would have
every hot babe in the world going home with
There's got to be something more to it.
And there is.
Women want men
who are fun
Trying to become a comedian in order to get women
doesn't work because women want men who are funny
but only if their
being funny makes them fun.
And it's men who
are able to be fun who are able to
provide the excitement, enjoyment, and adventure
that women are looking for.
If you are just
being a comedian for women, you might get
because it's possible to be funny without
aren't creating a sense of relationship,
not giving the women the opportunity to
"shine" and be funny herself,
not showing her that you are exciting to be
not giving her any reason to get to know you
better, or to want to spend time with you.
(If you don't believe me, check out any comedian
who is all about insulting the audience, or making
them uncomfortable. They are funny, but they sure
as heck don't provide a light, fun environment.)
You have to be
funny if you want to be fun
We've designed our new "Comedy Mastery" course from the ground up
to give you the skills you need to be funny so you
can be that fun guy that women desire.
did this by combining three big ideas:
Big idea #1: You
have to understand the crucial skills of the
stand-up comedian if you want to be funny with
Yes, I know I said that simply turning
yourself into a stand-up comedian wasn't the way
to get women. And that's true; it's not.
But at the same time, there are some
critical skills that stand-up comedians have, that
have if you are going to succeed by being funny
We've distilled those key skills for you, so you
don't have to figure it out for yourself.
We extensively interviewed professional comedians
and stand-up comedy trainers, compared what they
taught to what we know to work with women, and
came up with the core "stand-up skill-set" you've
got to have to succeed with women using humor.
And even more importantly, we've left out the
stuff you don't
need to know, and steered you clear of the stuff
if you are doing stand-up on a stage, but
suicide if you try to use it to be funny with
Big idea #2: You
have to understand the crucial skills of the Improv Comedian
if you want to be funny with women.
"Comedy Mastery" pyramid of Preparation,
Practice, and Execution.
- How to
use "Stand-up Comic" skills to develop your
individual comedy style.
- The do's
and don't's of pre-prepared "canned material."
Where to get it, how to practice it, and where
and when to use it and not use it with women.
how to use eye contact, movement and body
language when you tell a joke. You can have
the funniest material in the world, but if you
don't deliver it properly, it will fall on its
Remember what I said about being funny in the
service of being fun? Well, being able to "improv"
with a woman is a critical part of being fun with
Now, if you've seen an improv comedy
troupe perform, I want to tell you right away that
what you'll do in this program is not like that.
You won't be "on the spot" the way improv
performers are, with a huge crowd looking at you.
And you won't need to create long, sustained
improvised storylines, or play all sorts of
characters at the drop of a hat.
(If you haven't
seen an improv comedy troupe, don't worry.)
But, having said that, there are some great skills
from improv comedy that will do a lot to help
you be funny, and provide fun with women.
Once again, we've culled the things you need to
know about improv comedy from the countless things
that you don't, or that would even hurt your
chances of succeeding with women, and we've put
the thing you need to know into this program.
to banter with women to be funny and fun
However... there is one improv
skill-set that separates the fun, funny guys from
the heavy, boring guys... the ability to
"banter" with a woman.
You've probably seen a funny guy banter with a
woman. They joke back and forth, they make each
other laugh, the man keeps things light, and they
both are clearly having a great time.
You have to know how to banter if you are going to
be successful using humor with women. And
fortunately, we've done the work to make this
mysterious skill totally down-to-earth, step by
step, and learnable.
In Louis and
Copeland's "Comedy Mastery" you'll discover
Big idea #3: Skip
the long, painful slog of "trial and error"
and benefit from our 32 years of dating
could learn standup comedy and improv comedy, then
try to "work out for yourself" how it applies to
being funny with women.
banter is, and what it is not (hint: if you're
not having fun, it's not banter).
four-step process of the bantering
interaction. You'll always know where you are
in the interaction, and what to do next. Nice
conversational skills for keeping things light
and fun, no matter what she says or does.
- How to
weave serious topics into your banter.
- How to
approach a woman for the first time using
"bantering humor," and how to keep that
interaction going, whatever her response.
- How to
use "yes/and" to take what she gives you and
bounce it back to her in a fun, playful way.
- Using the
canned joke, the hypothetical question, the
pickup line, the creative misinterpretation,
and more in your bantering interactions.
- Plenty of
examples, lines you can use, and guidance so
you can actually use your new banter skills
Between the two of us, David Copeland and I have a
years of experience coaching men in being
successful with women. We've taken all
this information about stand-up comedy and improv
comedy and run it through those decades of
experience. We've added the things we know to
work, made sure you'll avoid the traps and
pitfalls, and maked it all as step-by-step and
reproducible as humanly possible.
Those three reasons add up to "Comedy Mastery"
being the best investment you can make to become
fun and funny with women.
How to be
"bulletproof" with women using humor
The 3 big lies you've been
told about being funny with women
Every strategy you need to
be a guy who can be fun and funny with women
this audio course once... And you'll know more
than 99% of guys out there who are trying to get
women using humor.
But I bet you can't listen to it just once. There
are so many layers that we teach that guys who are
new to humor will discover how to start being fun
and funny with women right away... and more
advanced guys will pick up several dozen
techniques and approaches they can
immediately apply to their interactions with women
to be more funny... and have more fun!
There are 11
audio modules of the core content of "Comedy
Module #1: Introduction
to Comedy Mastery: Why Being Funny Makes You
Bulletproof in Attracting Women
Module #2: The
Building Blocks of Humor and Finding Your
Unique Comedic Style
Module #3: How
to use and practice "canned" material, and
why it is essential
Module #4: Types
of Comedy and Comedians, Finding the Style
that Suits you Best, and Introduction to the
Module #5: How
to Model and Study Comedians so you can
Rapidly Master Comedy
Module #6: Mastering
Jokes, Do's and Don't's, Calibrating Humor
to the Environment, Using One-Liners
Module #7: Using
Comedy Skills to Approach Women and Banter
Module #8: Approaching
Women Using Hypotheticals, Using Pickup
Lines with Humor, Situational Flirting, and
Playing with Women
Module #9: Banter
Mastery: How to Accept Anything a Woman Says
and have Fun with it, Flow, How to Tease a
Woman using Disqualifiers, Secrets of
Sarcasm, Integrating Running Jokes, and
Using Sexy Humor
Module #10: Integrating
in Conversations, Everything You Need to
Tell Funny Stories, and Sustaining
Conversations With Humor
Module #11: Telling
Funny Stories Part 2, Closing the Deal with
Playful Touch, Humorous Kinesthetic
Escalation, and Conversational Gambits
Bonuses to Help Ensure Your Success
For the first time ever we're
selling Louis and Copeland's "Comedy Mastery"
program with some special bonuses to practically ensure your
is a great course -- don't get me wrong. But David
and I realized that we could add a few important bonuses
that would "turbo-charge" the power of the entire
bonus number 1: Our
Research Source Material."
When we first
began creating the "Comedy Mastery" program, we
knew we'd want to combine the life-long skills of expert comedians
with our world-class experience teaching men to
succeed with women.
So we set about interviewing "world-class"
comedians about being funny with women.
We made many, many hours of interviews as our
"Comedy Research Source Material." And we've
boiled it down to six-and-a-half hours for you.
Now, most so-called "seduction gurus" would have
recorded those interviews, stuck them up on the
internet, called that a product, and left you to figure
out how to apply it, all by yourself.
(In fact, it's become a popular "product
creation technique" -- interview a few people,
stick it on the internet, and hope you can get
people to pay you for it.)
The truth is, interviews like that can be
valuable -- but
only if they are in the context of a program
like this one, where you are taken by the hand
and walked, step-by-step, through actually applying what
the interviewees talk about.
like you bought a new house, and the builder
just dumped all the materials for it on your
lawn and said, "Here's your house -- have
fun building it yourself."
In the "Comedy Mastery" program, we've
"built the house" for you -- all you have to do is
move into it. We've created the step-by-step
program -- the 11 modules -- and left nothing to
And, in that context, these "Source Material"
interviews are incredibly valuable. It's like
having the house handed to you, and being
shown how to build it yourself.
Here are the
"Source Material Interviews" you get:
Cooper. Jordan is an in-demand stand-up
comedian and comedy instructor. You get 4 hours and 23
minutes of bonus interviews with him,
where he spills everything
about his comedy techniques and how they apply
to being funny with women. Jordan is
also generously letting us give you his ebook,
"Breaking Into Standup Comedy," which will be
yours to download with the course.
Jase Souder. Jase teaches
comedy to businesspeople in his popular courses.
In a hard-hitting 1 hour and 18 minutes, Jase "gets to the core" of
being funny, sharing his highest-value tips and
Mortensen. Nick is a very
articulate, smart stand-up comedian and
motivational speaker. In his hour-long interview,
he gave up his best material on how any man can
use humor with women. Not to be missed.
That's more than
six and a half
hours of valuable bonus
Thse interviews are not available
anywhere else, and are only available as
part of this program.
bonus number 2: Complete, edited
transcripts in PDF and ePub formats
If we'd been looking for the "easy way" to just
poop out a comedy course, it sure would have made
making the "transcript" part of the program
Anybody can give you a transcript of recorded
material -- there are countless services online
that will provide a complete transcript of
whatever recording you send them... including all
the "ums," all the distractions, and plenty of
creative misspellings of words and names.
The problem is this: When you listen to a person
actually talking, it can make perfect sense -- but
when you read, word-for-word, every sound that
came out of his mouth, it can be confusing.
That's even more true when the PDF transcript is 244 pages,
like this one is.
That's why we've...
- Cleaned up and
edited the transcript. We spent the
time and energy to make it usable,
which will help you a lot and
If you have
your ebook reader with you, you'll have your
"Comedy Mastery" transcript, ready to serve you in
being funny with women.
- Put it in both
PDF and EPUB formats. You'll get the
PDF version that you can print out, or read on
your computer. But you'll also get a .ePub
version, that you can load into a
book reader like Amazon's Kindle, Apple's iPad
and iPhone, Barnes and Noble's Nook reader,
and countless other phones and devices.
This complete transcript of the 11 modules of the
course is important for those times when you just
want to read through the material, or study a
certain section more closely.
bonus number 3: Critical worksheets
to help you along
While we try
to keep things as simple as we can, sometimes a
worksheet is just the thing you need to really get
clear on the a technique or approach with women.
We've included those worksheets with the "Comedy
simple, so you get this FAST
probably the main thing that men thank us for is
our ability to take complex subjects and make them
clear and simple. And that really is what we aim
for. We don't just want to give you a lot of
information; we want to give you information that
you can use,
no matter how busy your life is.
And that's why we focus on "one-thought thinking"
"One thought thinking" with women is
exactly what it sounds like. In any interaction
with a woman, we don't want you trying to think
about a zillion things.
When things get intense, or when you get nervous,
you need one
thought that you can go back to that will keep
you focused on the right things, and get you
back on the course to success.
I'm not going to give it away here, but I think
you'll find the "one thought" of the "Comedy
Mastery" program to be extremely helpful when you are
actually interacting with women. It keeps you on
track, so you can actually use the tools
that you discover in this breakthrough course.
It's like your secret weapon... And I hope you use
What to do
We once had a
marketing consultant who told me that this is the
place in the sales letter where I'm supposed to
compare the value of what you get in the program
to what it would cost you if you bought that value
That makes sense, I suppose. I mean, if this isn't
a great value -- and by that I mean, if it isn't at least 10x cheaper
than you'd have to pay to really get all this
information somewhere else, as "pre-digested,"
ready-to-learn, and step-by-step as this course
is... Well, if what I've got here isn't at least
10 times cheaper than what you'd pay for all of
that from somebody else, then I haven't done my
But the thing is, there really isn't anything for
me to compare this to, because there really isn't
anywhere else you can get this information at all.
Sure, you can take comedy classes, but that's not
the same thing at all, because when you take a
comedy class, you don't learn how to apply those
skills to women. In
fact, you'll probably end up a performer for
women's approval, which is worse than if you
didn't do anything at all.
Or you could go to "Seduction Boot Camp" weekends,
and watch in awe as super-attractive, charismatic
guys hit on women and maybe are funny. But that
will literally and actually set you back thousands of
dollars, and won't make you any better at being funny and
fun with women.
You see, the whole reason we created this program
is because this material is not available
anywhere else for any price. The only
thing I can tell you is that if you wanted to
learn it from us, in person, in such complete
detail and so competely step-by-step, you'd end up
least five thousand dollars with us to do it.
And in case you think I'm joking, or just making
something up, please know this: We have had many
clients who've paid us that much for coaching --
and have been happy with the investment. I'm not
just pulling numbers out of my butt here. You
literally would spend that much money with us to
get this training live, "one on one," from us to
If you grab this program you won't have to pay us
thousands for individual training... And you won't
have to try to "piece" it together by devoting
yourself to studying comedy on your own, and
somehow catching up with our 32 years of dating
You can be one of
the men who gets this all this today,
downloaded to your computer in a matter of
minutes, for just $147.
Once you grab your program you'll be able to
download it in minutes, so you can get started
right away. You can put the 11 audio modules
interviews onto any mp3 player, or burn them to CD
for easy listening wherever and whenever you want.
You'll also download the bonus worksheets, the
bonus "source material" interviews, and the
complete, cleaned-up and edited transcriptions in
both .pdf and .ePub that you can print out, read
on your computer, or read on your ebook reader (or
even many smartphones!).
From there, it's easy... Just press play and start
listening. Don't worry about it being a big deal.
Don't worry about it being a lot to absorb. All you need to do is
press play. We'll walk you through the
rest, step by step, nice and easy, in the fun,
easy-to-follow Louis and Copeland style you've
enjoyed in our other products.
And please remember, that if you
decide to try this, there is a full three month
guarantee. We don't want you to have one of these
copies if you don't want it. We really want to
take all the risk for you. Check the
program out, and if it's "not for you," then
that's no problem. We'll still be friends,
everything will be fine.
I think you'll agree that is a lot of
But it all fits together into an incredibly
usable, comprehensive, easy-to-use training
course. You just have to hit "play" and we'll
start filling you up with the comedy secrets.
As you can see, I'm not doing some big fancy push
here. I've simply tried to explain this product
clearly and completely, so you know what you are
getting into when you grab your copy.
David and I
are both excited to have you become a fun, funny
guy that women love, and we're really excited to
share this hard-won new material with you.
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